2008-10-13 17:53:38 UTC
motorcycle scene, I smile inwardly when I read or hear about cyclists
getting their kill-uppance on our roads and highways after exhibiting
their usual borish stunts:
b.) Weaving in and out of lanes
c.) Changing lanes with no signal
d.) All boozed or drugged up
e.) No helmet
f.) Loud engine noise
g.) Arrogant behavior toward motorists
h.) Fat beer-gut
Face it biker boobs, you "drive" a motorcycle specifically so you can
break the laws of the road.
Admit it, shitfaces!
Check out this account of no-account cyclists out of control -- and
now out of time!
A real knee-slapper ...
The Washington Post
Monday, October 13, 2008; B03
"Killed in 2 Motorcycle Crashes"
Three people were killed in two separate motorcycle crashes in
Maryland on Friday and Saturday, police said.
On Friday in the St. Mary's County town of Lexington Park, two
newlyweds were killed when the motorcycle they were riding slammed
into a Toyota Camry.
Killed were the motorcycle's driver, Phillip B. Natalie, 26, and his
wife of about two weeks, Jessica L. Natalie, 24, both of Lexington
Park, police said. The driver of the Camry was treated at a hospital
The other fatal crash occurred about 7:30 p.m. Saturday when a Mount
Rainier man riding with a group of motorcyclists on Interstate 95 in
Howard County lost control and hit a guardrail, police said.
Police said Wayne N. Thomas, 27, was with at least six motorcyclists,
traveling south on the interstate just north of Route 100. Before the
crash, police said, the group was traveling "recklessly at extreme
high rates of speed."
After hitting the guardrail, Thomas was thrown back into a southbound
lane, where he was hit by two cars, police said.
-- Matt Zapotosky